Yep, Chronillogical is headed for NEWW this year! Just like last year, and the year bef—well, I guess the chain stops there. Just like last year! It’s actually a little uncertain whether Greg will be able to make the arduous trek across our nation’s great plains and mountains, but dang it, he is thinking very hard about succeeding.
I, however, do not have to think about succeeding, for my attendance is secured. And so is the attendance of Sara, our good friend and Official Chronillogical PR Manager—she who said, “Fellas, having business cards with us (mini business cards?!) would be a good idea,” to which we responded, “Yes you are right!” I’m not sure that these are the final designs just yet, but they should be pretty darn close to the real deal, at least:
How droll! Screaming faces—that will get their attention, surely. Boy howdy, I sure hope so, anyway, because just look at all the people that are attending. And those are just the famous* ones!
If anyone’s headed out that way, and our eyes happen to meet beneath the setting sun, don’t fear the feelings** that swell inside you. Embrace them. Savor them. Or just, you know, say “hello” and commence what will be a pleasant little chat, I am sure. That works too!
* Internet fame valid only at participating locations.
** The perfectly natural feelings.