*rumble rumble*
(Stay tuned.)
Hello!
If you stretch your memory waaaaay back, you might remember there existing once upon a time a silly little comic called Chronillogical. Depending on how strong your memory is, and specifically whether or not your brain is the sort of brain that intermittently cleans house, dusting away those mnemonic motes that ceaselessly and subconsciously accrue: passing thoughts of passing people, of places, of things—perhaps that fellow you spent all night talking to at last year’s New Year’s Eve party, or that striking woman who sat next to you on the bus on an otherwise dismal November day, or any of the other countless individuals that chaotically float into your life and are ejected just as haphazardly pastwards, the rocket fuel projecting you into tomorrow—which individuals have exactly zero relevance to your day-to-day, month-to-month, or year-to-year operations, and among which individuals we can now include, with the advent of this brave new internet age, those half-substantial beings who exist somewhere across the ether, at the other end of an interminable wire strung deep beneath the land (or sea) (or bypassing the wire altogether and going via satellite, quite literally through the ether, if there were actually any ether out there to be literal)—because let’s be honest, as ballyhooed as this wave of social media is, there’s still nothing quite like staring another human being in the eye and affirming that yes, by gum, they do exist, and so do I, and here we are in the real honest-to-goodness physical universe, and if I wanted to shut this other person up I could perfectly well do so, perhaps deviate his septum with a well-planted fist, or a knee to the groin that he would certainly never see coming (the knee, that is, not the groin); depending on how strong your memory is, you might not remember me, Greg Poulos, co-creator of the aforementioned comic strip.
You may be more inclined to remember John Chouinard, Chronillogical’s other co-creator, my co-conspirator and general guy-I-do-things-with-on-occasion.
Anyway, long story short (too late!): John and I are starting up Chronillogical again!
*crickets*
Well, we’re excited about it anyway.
We’ve been meaning to bring Chronillogical back for a while now, but we didn’t want to announce anything until we had finally gotten some new strips underway. Well: we have finally got some new strips underway! We have some new scripts written (taking off from exactly where we left off the story) and John will be drawing them this week. He may even be drawing them as we speak1!
Full disclosure: John and I are kind of eager to wrap up the Troy storyline and start trying out some new ideas. As a result, you might notice things moving along faster than previously. That said, aside from the (hopefully) quickened pace, the rest of the Troy storyline will be presented in much the same format as what we’ve done so far.
Once Troy is over, however, we reserve the right to start playing around a bit more with form, tone, and perhaps even (gasp!) the update schedule. Ultimately, we’re hoping to free ourselves from some of the more unpleasant strictures of plot so that we can actually mine the full potential of our time travel conceit.
Succinctly: We want to make the strip more fun for you to read, and more fun for us to write.
But that’s a little ways away, and we can cross those bridges when we come to them. Let’s presently refocus our attentions to the more immediate future, shall we?
Back before we went on hiatus, John and I didn’t really have much in the way of a buffer of strips. We (generally) managed, thanks to copious amounts of flexible free time. In the interim, that free time has sat out in the sun a bit too long, dried up a bit, become a smidge more rigid. As a result, John and I are thinking about preparing a buffer of 6–10 strips.
That would, however, postpone the re-launch of Chronillogical by several weeks. Which brings me to the true purpose of this far-too-lengthy post: we want to hear what you want, dear readers. Are you so parched of comics that even an extra week of waiting would be disastrous to your health and sanity? Should we therefore release what may only be an initial trickle; or, are you willing to extend the current drought a few weeks longer for the promise of a more sustained stream—indeed, perhaps even a river?
More directly, without my stupid metaphors: Do you want John and me to start updating ASAP, running a higher risk of missing the occasional update? Or should wait till we’ve built up a buffer (probably by mid-April) so we can better guarantee consistent updates? Please let us know!
However we eventually decide to roll this out, rest assured that John and I are super-psyched to hanging out with Milo, Jen, Roy, and all our readers once more. We’re sincerely sorry for leaving everything hanging for the past few months—but ultimately, we both agree that the hiatus was the best thing for ourselves and the strip. With this break over, we’re hoping that Chronillogical will return better than ever before!
Here’s to… the FUTURE!
(Get it?)
(The FUTURE?)
(‘Cause it’s a strip about TIME TRAVEL?)
(Yeah, you know you missed this.)
1 Unlikely.