“Well, can I be Zeus?”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“Why is that ridiculous?”
“You’re a WOMAN.”
“Excuse ME?”
“I mean, Zeus would transmute every now and again, but that was just so he could do the hunka chunka.”
“Well, can I be Zeus?”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“Why is that ridiculous?”
“You’re a WOMAN.”
“Excuse ME?”
“I mean, Zeus would transmute every now and again, but that was just so he could do the hunka chunka.”
Uh.. actually Artemis animal is the deer (stag). So she’d sick Bambi on him.
It would have been more logical if they were Artemis and Apollo since Apollo is the patron god of Troy….and Artemis’ twin brother…
The wild boar is somewhat oblique reference to the story of Adonis’s death!
Honestly, her choices were kinda restricted there – only Aphrodite and Artemis were fighting on the Trojan side, and I’m not sure how well she’d do at impersonating the goddess of beauty.