This morn­ing, I was comb­ing through my inbox—like I do—when I ran across a mes­sage from Chronillogical’s very own Mr. Adven­ture (Greg). And you know what he said? I’ll tell you what he said! He said “I’m going to a jungle lodge for the next 4 days or so, so I prob­a­bly won’t have inter­net access until Friday.”

Which means what, exactly:

1. There is a strip ready for tomorrow!
2. But there is not one ready for Friday, so:
3. Filler again on Friday!

If you’re the patient type, then we’re eter­nally grate­ful for your patience! If you’re get­ting impa­tient … blame Greg! Alter­na­tively, you could blame Brazil and/or jun­gles. Because, really, what have jun­gles ever done for us? I’m going to guess that they pretty much have no eco­log­i­cal or soci­o­log­i­cal impor­tance to anyone, except for jaguars.

In light of all these Brazil-​related delays, I might as well go ahead and make the fol­low­ing announcement:

Chronil­log­i­cal is on hiatus until August 21st

By that time, Greg will be set­tled back in town and we’ll be rain’ to keep the story going. Sound good?

“But John. John! Hey!”

Oh, yes. You!

“Yeah, hi. So what’s going on with the site in the meantime?”

Well thank you for asking! The web­site will still update every Friday and Tues­day with comics of ques­tion­able canon­ic­ity, star­ring some of Chronillogical’s present-​day denizens. So there will still be comics here! Although they will not star our star trio.

The extrav­a­ganza starts tomor­row! Get pumped!