Horrible things omitted from the witch-killing song:
- rip the teeth
- shred the tongue
- lance the breast
- fork the toe
- stab the foot
- wrench the arm
- burn the body
What witch-killing maneuvers can YOU think of?
Chronillogical
a sci-fi webcomic about time traveling grad students
what happened to make ‘em confess?
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There’s a whole ‘nother song for figuring out who IS a witch. (e.g., Does she weigh the same as a duck?) This one only covers what you do after you’ve settled that part.
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Gouge the kidneys and shatter the ribs!
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- Skin their bottom and make them sit on salt
- Tickle the armpits to death
- Tie them to a chair and read them “War and Peace” in Russian
- Send them duck hunting with Dick Cheney
- Force them to eat my mother’s lasagna
…too cruel?
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“Pound them up with a thumping pole.”
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