Discussion (5)¬

1. Cliff says:

   June 2, 2009 at 5:05 pm

   what hap­pened to make ‘em con­fess?
2. Greg says:

   June 2, 2009 at 6:09 pm

   There’s a whole ‘nother song for fig­ur­ing out who IS a witch. (e.g., Does she weigh the same as a duck?) This one only covers what you do after you’ve set­tled that part.
3. Elithrion says:

   June 2, 2009 at 8:20 pm

   Gouge the kid­neys and shat­ter the ribs!
4. Lupo says:

   June 4, 2009 at 2:45 am

   - Skin their bottom and make them sit on salt
   - Tickle the armpits to death
   - Tie them to a chair and read them “War and Peace” in Russ­ian
   - Send them duck hunt­ing with Dick Cheney
   - Force them to eat my mother’s lasagna

   …too cruel?
5. Kuroneko says:

   June 9, 2009 at 7:36 pm

   “Pound them up with a thump­ing pole.”