Horrible things omitted from the witch-killing song:
– rip the teeth
– shred the tongue
– lance the breast
– fork the toe
– stab the foot
– wrench the arm
– burn the body
What witch-killing maneuvers can YOU think of?
what happened to make ’em confess?
There’s a whole ‘nother song for figuring out who IS a witch. (e.g., Does she weigh the same as a duck?) This one only covers what you do after you’ve settled that part.
Gouge the kidneys and shatter the ribs!
– Skin their bottom and make them sit on salt
– Tickle the armpits to death
– Tie them to a chair and read them “War and Peace” in Russian
– Send them duck hunting with Dick Cheney
– Force them to eat my mother’s lasagna
“Pound them up with a thumping pole.”
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