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Let’s start strong, won’t we? Of the pic­tures that I can find and dis­trib­ute in elec­tronic form, this is the most fin­ished. I asked myself one night, “John, does the world have enough people shaped like candy apples? Does it, now?” The answer was appar­ently “no”!

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High-​tech living just isn’t as excit­ing as it used to be. Get your standin’ shoes ready for the day when Hall Wait­ing becomes a favorite pas­time. (The phrase “national pastime” would fool­ishly archaic in this con­text, since we will of course have no need for the nation-​state in the future. Star Trek doesn’t lie—nearly two decades have passed and I’m still reel­ing from the Eugen­ics Wars.)

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