Today is Hourly Comic Day! How excit­ing is that?

I will tell you how excit­ing it is:

It is very exciting.

John and I are each going to try writ­ing hourly comics. That said, let it be known that there are some dif­fi­cul­ties involved:

1. I can’t draw.
2. John keeps telling me he’s “busy” or “has school­work to do” or “is going to fail out of col­lege if he wastes time doing hourly comics, really, so please stop bug­ging me about it, Greg” or some whiny thing like that. What a whin­ing whiner, right? We should totally start call­ing him “Sir John Whiny McWhines-A-Lot, Esq.” It would cer­tainly be an appro­pri­ate name for some­one who whines so very much!

At any rate, we shall see how it goes. I cer­tainly hope that between the two of us we will come up with some­thing worthy enough for you, our extremely intel­li­gent and highly refined readership.