99 Decision Street

Why, it’s a list of Rejected Restau­rant Names:

  • Gruel Galaxy: We’re pretty sure it’s edible!
  • The Relish Ranch: In the words of Leonard Nimoy: “Sur­prise me!”
  • Sta­ples Deli: Combo meals come with Action Pad and your choice of drink.
  • Chucklebutt’s: Fine cui­sine for a more refined palate.
  • Chili­houliben­nibee Friday’s : We’re totally dif­fer­ent from Max & Lone Star’s Ruby Out­back Sizzler.
  • Pup­pies & Vomit: Pretty self-​explanatory, really.

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